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Tall. Gorgeous and Slim always wins. If you
have doubts, that's what make-up is for (gender notwithstanding) and then there's always
surgery! You can dress down cause then you can give a very strong "I'm so gorgeous I
don't even have to bother" ambiance. Do a good pair of leather or velvet jeans(let em
presume its Gucci), a white Hanes T, a beer in one hand a cigarette in the other, that's
it. You're some kind of /model/actor/performer/thing. |
Pull your cell phone out at The Beauty Bar and throw a mini-tantrum on the
order of " I am not flying to Copenhagen . I just got here. I'm still fucking jet
lagged. What do you think I am --- a soup can. I'm human y'know" and then burst into
tears. Make sure its real dark so no-one gleans that the phone is fake. You'll be the
mysterious new boy/girl in town. |
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If tall/gorgeous/slim is not a reasonable visual for you to do emanate a
foreign and exotic aura. complete with indeterminable accent . When people say where are
you from say, "I were born here but I was raised in Saudi Arabia, Ireland and
Trinidad." and then they'll go "Oh so that's where you get that international
accent from." |
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Communicate with your wardrobe .Right this minute something
Prada or Gucci means its over for you (-this is a good thing). Shoes are the anchor of
style so invest heavily (Manolo Blahnik, Patrick Cox, Stephane Kelian, Casedi, Bruno
Magli, Chanel). Wear an upscale perfume/cologne and a vintage silk scarf of a certain
pedigree--you know Gucci, Pucci or Fiorucci. In response to the inevitable "So what
do you do?" say "I'm a producer.' If they go "Really What kind of stuff do
you produce" -if this is a film/TV party then you produce---films. |
If this is a music party then you produce--music. If it's fashion or art
then---you get the picture. Have a screenplay/demo/ portfolio lying around back at your
duplex(they don't have to know you're only apartment sitting) . Someone will repeat what
it is you "do" with the suitable air of awe. (This is Sean Bossidy. She's an art
producer). Win promoters over by telling them you're opening a chic boite in LA and
you're looking to fly them over to oversee the opening night festivities. You'll be
drowning in comps and drinks. |
