April 1st, 2010 •  Posted by Rosie | 78 Comments  |  Post a Comment





Capricorn, hardworking yet determined

How discovered:
Toiling the fields. At home I was celebrated for my womanly physique and ethereal gaze…

Favorite things:
Euro dance music and mashed swede…

Favorite music, band:
Anything with Kate Moss’s boyfriend in – he’s dreamy…

contemporary dance and Gordon Ramsey

Favorite piece of clothing:
The crochet top I’m wearing in my polaroids… it’s so on trend.

Favorite modeling experience so far?
Being on hold for Primarni…sadly I’ve never been booked but one day…

What’s the best thing about your hometown/country?
We have an incredible new range of potatoes that can mash or bake with equal ease

Favorite artist (any kind):
I love Terry Richardson’s snatch shots… beautiful…

Place you’d love to visit:
my boyfriend’s parents…for some reason he won’t take me…

Currently you’re obsessed with/about:
My waistline… It’s so hard sticking to a sample size…

April Fools Day thanks to Ian and Susannah @ Select!


  1. Ed says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 6:55 am

    oh wow, very unique! haha

  2. hamdia says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 6:57 am

    haha sp funny is this an april fools jke?? ilike i like

  3. jess says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 6:58 am

    hahhaha love it guys!

  4. ANgelEyes says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 6:59 am

    I LOVE it!

  5. PR says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 7:01 am

    awesome guys

  6. TJMM says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 7:06 am


  7. RacerMouse says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 7:08 am

    This is a joke right? xD

  8. Malte says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 7:08 am

    hahaha this is EPIC, so funny!!!!


  9. All about Models says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 7:12 am

    Really awesome guys. Love it, lol

  10. wendy-kristy says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 7:20 am

    it’s april fools but he/she is awesome ;-)


  11. W says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 7:24 am

    I freaked out for a second when I see that he’s body is 32b/24/35
    and then I realized it was april fools.LOL
    very pretty;p


  12. JonasJ.com says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 7:54 am

    LOL! :-) – Are these just pols or is that the Italian Vogue shoot cause it sure looks like it?

  13. Brüno says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 7:59 am

    she’s amazing !!

    Oh, it’s a joke..
    You got me there !!

    the best joke i ever received!!
    So funny !!! Thank you guys !!!

  14. Queen of Mayhem says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 8:07 am

    hahah awesome!


  15. N says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 8:17 am

    OMG, i thought this was Ian’avich Vonasukuoff! so hot right now!

  16. monica says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 8:23 am

    booking Darlinka for the next campaign for sure


  17. Joel says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 8:31 am

    Oh, my God.

    Probably the best joke of all time.


  18. Mario T says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 8:31 am

    i love this lady child… her eyes cry happy and her lips they eat… i think alot. i shoot this mammal girl with camera. love love

  19. adrianna2 says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 8:34 am

    oh my god!! i thought this was something real!!! the picture came out after 1 min something, so i read the description first. i thought ” fucking god she’s so tall!!!” but when the images appeared, it was like “LOL ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!”

  20. milano1 says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 8:48 am

    i just heard she has been placed with joy in milano!! you go girl!!!!

  21. carlos lumiere says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 8:53 am

    With a bit of liquifying and a couple of hundred filters you will make it to be my favorite of the year.
    We all love a laugh at Lumiere london.
    and we cant wait to see the next entry next week.

  22. stace says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 9:13 am

    this is so funny. He’s got some great poses too.

  23. Francesco says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 9:21 am

    such a face, such a body!!
    i’m waiting to see her on the next Victoria Secret fashion show.


  24. Wilde says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 9:37 am

    Hysterical, and tragic all at once. She looks hard to fit for shoes…

  25. ANDREI says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 9:45 am

    she is interesting for sure..COULD BE MODEL OF THE FUTURE !!!!!

  26. Johanna says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 9:48 am

    Hahaha, can’t stop laughing..

  27. Simon says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 10:33 am

    GENIUS!!!!!!!! xx

  28. Anna Wintour says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 10:52 am

    She looks like Omahyra

  29. fashin says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 11:00 am

    givenchy exclusive etc.

  30. Ciara says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 11:01 am

    I have a big girlie crush on her………… swoon!

  31. modelwhispers says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 11:01 am

    Russel Marsh just called he wants her as Prada exclusive.

  32. ms says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 11:08 am

    is this a friend of Pixi and Daisy ?

  33. Azizi says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 11:12 am

    Darlinka is a mess

  34. Joe says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 11:20 am


  35. PilatesClinic says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 11:33 am

    hummm, we think “she” needs some serious Pilates work on her body, never mind a shave.
    hahahahahahahahaha ;)

  36. Kitterrrr says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Hahahaha WERK!! Love it

  37. Amber says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 12:30 pm

    ‘I love Terry Richardson’s snatch shots…’


  38. ChalitaYa says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    okay i were a fool, haha

  39. Sandra says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    Darlinka you’re so hot! the bleached blond hair highlights your features well…lol

  40. Mango says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    I absolutely love this guys :D
    He is super fierce!

  41. Not an easy girl. says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Oh, I don’t mind hairy legs, I WANT Darlinka to succeed, please, book her!

  42. beachboyy101 says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    Is this a April fools joke?

  43. danno watts says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    absolutely brilliant.
    she’s going to really blossom by the time she’s 19.


  44. maxx says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    ah ah ah i see you all have a sense of hummor ilove it lol. keep stuff like this coming.

  45. fashion junkie says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 8:00 pm

    Love her she is fierce! I see major editorials, runway, and top campaigns. She will be every designers muse!

  46. charlotte says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    I was fooled for about a second there.. thought this was one of Supreme’s (or now Ford’s) latest finds.. lol

  47. joel alvarez says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    shes gonna be a star!!!!!!!!!!! lol

  48. kiwi says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 10:18 pm

    funny joke. lol

  49. Kale says:

    April 1st, 2010 at 10:34 pm

    aha i totally thought this was real..like i looked up the name too lmao

    gullible me! lol

  50. Julia says:

    April 2nd, 2010 at 5:57 am

    woha, this girl is the new daria!!!
    so much potential! awesome, stunning, supercool!!!

  51. Nigel S. says:

    April 2nd, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    Darlinka 2012!

  52. Lovinka Oklahomova says:

    April 2nd, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    Darlinka, see you at the lunch in Vladivostok tomorrow! Wladyslawa Robotova will join us as well. I will make for the lunch Pommes Frites – a spectacular innovation about potatoes!! yaammm!

  53. chad says:

    April 2nd, 2010 at 9:30 pm

  54. Andrew says:

    April 2nd, 2010 at 11:47 pm

    Baptiste killer; i for one welcome the new face of Karl Lagerfeld, Chanel, etc.

  55. Josh says:

    April 3rd, 2010 at 1:17 am

    Brilliant! Exactly the fresh new face the industry needs! Bellissima!

  56. Mitya says:

    April 3rd, 2010 at 4:37 am

    ))))))))so funny)))))

  57. Brandon says:

    April 3rd, 2010 at 11:25 pm


  58. wanessa says:

    April 4th, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    hahahahahahahahah love it !!!!she is amazing !!woooooooooooooooooo :)

  59. royy4 says:

    April 5th, 2010 at 9:23 am

    jn the fashion world anything is possible

  60. javier says:

    April 5th, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    ahahahahahahha!!! sexy

  61. anon says:

    April 5th, 2010 at 11:03 pm


  62. margret says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 12:25 am

    no words

  63. jluc says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 12:53 am

    Such a darling… phenomenal

  64. PP says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 9:33 am

    Well done select- this is the best model you’ve had in ages- about time!!

  65. Lala says:

    April 6th, 2010 at 10:22 pm

    If this were to happen…. lmao

  66. Carine Wintour says:

    April 7th, 2010 at 2:52 am

    This is not an April Fools joke at all it’s real!!!

    I saw Miss Hooverova walk out of a very directional photog/designer’s office yesterday in Paris. She had her NATURAL blonde hair pulled back in a bun,over sized Chanel sunglasses on, a pink velour shell suit with bright red Ugg boots and a huge fake Guess handbag skipping along the Champs Elysees with her entourage in tow.

    Later that day she was being shot at Pin Up studios on a closed set for the prestigious Pret A Manger (the retail sandwich chain) campaign.(Print,POS,Outdoor,web and packaging)
    I am told this was after a dramatic night shoot where she stormed off set (and rightly so) after complaining that she didn’t like the lighting (you go Miss Thing)nor what the manicurist had done to her nails.

    Miss Hooverova IS the next big thing,just look at the intensity in her posing and facial expressions. She reminds me of the early 80′s ‘Golden era’ of modeling. I just hope she doesn’t marry her overpowering 64 year old mother agent Vladimir Ibiteyakokov at her tender age of 16 as it could well dampen her skyrocketing career.

    Back in her home town of Gronkz (a small village in the remote industrial province of Zxenakia) the villagers have erected a lifelike sculpture of Darlinka next to the Katastrofa (Catastrophe) memorial rock garden (something to do with radiation fallout back in the 50′s) in honor of her being the first Gronkz woman to…leave Gronkz.

    You go Darlinka!

  67. Hector says:

    April 23rd, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    Luv it !!!

  68. Marc Rogoff says:

    April 23rd, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    Fantastic! Love it…

  69. Shelton says:

    May 21st, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    She looks like she’s going to be a Versace girl. She has a very unique beauty, it’s very versatile.

  70. Priscilla says:

    May 31st, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    HAHA! woah

  71. abbey says:

    July 11th, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    Hahahahaha this guy is a very good sport! Lovely joke!

  72. jahni moody says:

    October 2nd, 2010 at 11:28 am

    dying!!! lol

  73. Nikita says:

    October 12th, 2010 at 7:42 am

    Hahaha This guy is amazing!
    Gorgeous poses!! Eyes that suck you in! Very Alluring.
    She will go very far in the modelling world.

  74. greg says:

    October 20th, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    he/she Lol

  75. Loejjie says:

    March 11th, 2011 at 9:57 am

    i was like O.O seriously?

  76. Hadisha says:

    April 29th, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    Lovely MOTW girl! ahuahuahauhauahuahuahauha

  77. toma akıcı says:

    August 7th, 2011 at 11:13 am

    Oh my god! I thing im in love ahahahaha :D (s)he is..perfect! Hahahah just kidding :D

  78. jake says:

    December 22nd, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    Wrong catorgray should be moved to Men Try to keep your devisions in corect order it makes your website look sloppy. if you make mistacks her what will you do when we order Models from you,.

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