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Samantha - sent the following:
sign: Libra -
age: Under 18
sex: Female
comments:  People say that i'm pretty and all...but i really don't get guys in real life asking me out..i do get guys from the internet asking me out, cuz i have a pic...why can't i get a guy in real life?


Relax, BABY:
Develop confidence in yourself in all three dimensions. I realize you may be pretty, most Librans are. Guys in real life don't just want to look at you, they also need to know what you are interested in, if you are funny, or smart, etc. etc. You are still young, I'd say, develop your personality. Trust me, when you're ready, there will be lines forming.
CHILL,
Pink Jynx



Amit Rahul - sent the following:
sign: Aquarius -
age: 18-24
sex: Male
comments:  Whenever I fall in love with a girl, my friend takes her away. I am highly frustrated and have started masturbating four to five times a day. What should I do?


Dear Amit Rahul,
Is that what you call your FRIEND. Dump him. Life will be a great deal easier then.
By the way, Masturbating is ok. At least you are letting your frustrations out.
Hang in there,
Pink Jynx



Lovely, sent the following:
sign: Aries -
age: Under 18
sex: Female
comments:  I been with too many guys. They want to all be my boyfriend. What should I do, HELP!


Dear Lovely,
So you've been with Too Many Guys - by your standards. Okay, and they all want to be the one and only. Right? Obviously, I sense that you think none of them is Mr. Right. Take a break from ALL of them, for say, two weeks, see which one you miss most, and give him a try. If you discover you miss NONE of them, then you haven't been with enough guys, you need to go out more.
Stay Cool.
Pink



A Dreamer from Europe- sent the following:
sign: Cancer -
age: 18-24
sex: Male
comments:  Dear Sex Goddess, I am 22, and still I haven't find my true love. I had until now, 3 short relationships. I'm very attractive and a great gentleman (this is maybe the error that I make, I'm to good with the females). The girls always watch me, but I have no courage to "start" them. I always want to do it perfekt and not in the simpliest way... go to her and say hello. This is the great problem that I have !

Someone from Europe.

Dear Dreamer from Europe,
You need to figure out your motivations. It is a marvelous thing to be a gentleman. That should never be a problem, only an asset. Being a Cancer, you are blessed with an imaginative, creative mind, so, USE IT. Wanna do it PERFECTLY? Try approaching a woman in the most natural way that you can think of.
Don't try too hard. Women are far too perceptive and can figure out when you aren't comfortable or nervous... THOUGH, sometimes, even that can work to your benefit.
Good luck.
Pink



? - sent the following:
sign: Select Zodiac -
age: Select an Age
sex: Male
comments: What is sex?


Sex is a very creative process that begins on an instinctive level between people, which when successfully manifested turns into a momentous event.
Pink



Alejandro - sent the following:
sign: Libra -
age: 18-24
sex: Male
comments: Who are you?


Dearest Alejandro,
Sometimes I am your Mother although most of the time I am your wildest dream.
Pink Jynx



? - sent the following:
sign: -
age: 18-24
sex: Male
comments:
My sex life is great. I don't agree with a lot of your advice. thanks.


Congratulations! You don't have to.
Pink.



Langan - sent the following:
sign: Aries -
age: 18-24
sex: Male
comments: My girlfriend left me for another man last year, and now she seems to want me back. Normally I would not even consider taking a girl who has left me for another man, but I really loved this girl. I thought that at the time she was going to be 'the one'. Should I give her another chance, and if so, what can I do to regain the trust I once had for her?


Dear Langan,
Wow! Trust once lost is hard to regain. Nevertheless, she must have done SOMETHING right, for you to want her back as well. I just don't like the "Seems to want me back" stuff. Find out if she REALLY wants you back, and think about if YOU REALLY want HER back, and... if you DO, start FRESH. Try to learn what you BOTH can from the infidelity, acknowledge it and LET IT GO!  Otherwise, it will make both your lives miserable. Each day is a NEW day! May it show your BEST!
Love,
Pink



Adam - sent the following:
sign: Aquarius
age: 18-24
sex: Male
comments:  Hello!  Here is my question, I have been told by others that I am a good looking guy. I work out etc.., but I only date girls that I know I can, and then they become obsessed and I lose interest. Can you suggest how to get over the hump and how to approach girls that I am supposedly capable of dating?


Dear ADAM,
Try dating girls that you think you CAN'T, for a change, they just might intrigue you enough to keep you interested. It seems to me that you do not have a great image of yourself. You are better than you think.. SO stop settling for less!
Luck
Pink



Satya - sent the following
sign: Libra -
age: 18-24
sex: Female
comments:  Can't we survive as single with masturbation?


WHY NOT? It is far safer than getting a sexually transmitted disease, pregnancy or getting your feelings HURT!, all of which can be FAR MORE DEADLY!!!
Tell me how it turns out.
Pink Jynx



Somebody - sent the following:
sign: -
age: Under 18
sex: Male
comments: I am 15, haven't got a girlfriend, can you tell me how to pick up a girl.   Need help!

Dear BatKnight:
How to pick up a girl? Easy, be yourself. And YOU need to relax. What is the rush. I will bet, there is a great deal going on in your life right now, way, WAY more interesting than your problems with girls. GIRLS are not a THING you pick up. They are people just like you. YOU MEET THEM. You need to pick YOURSELF right now.
Get it together DUDE, Especially if you want things to start picking up!
Love and Blessings,
Pink Jynx



? sent the following:
sign: Libra -
age: 18-24
sex:
comments:  Sex Goddess,
I'm in my first year at university away from home and there is this girl who I really like at home and have known her for years. But she says she would never want to have a relationship with me. Should I pursue it our not?


HULLO!!! READ HER LIPS. She said she would NEVER want to have a relationship with you. Now, What does that say to you. FORGET HER. DO NOT pursue her! But DO think about WHY you want her in the first place. I am sure you have a great deal of CHARISMA, as most Librans do, So, find yourself someone that appreciates it.
Luck,
Pink



Robert - sent the following:
sign: Virgo -
age: 25-34
sex: Male
comments:  How to overcome my shyness toward girls?  Where to go in nyc to meet girls for shy guys?  Know any professional help for shyness?


Robert, Sweetie,
Did you not know that women love shy Guys? Honesty, now that is the key word. Where you say, New York is filled with gorgeous babes, you can meet them everywhere, in the deli, in the laundromat, etc. All you really have to do is develop a keen, focused sense of who you are, despite the shy stuff and grow into that. DON'T just DREAM it... BE it.
GET IT?
Luck,



? sent the following:
sign: Libra -
age: 18-24
sex: Male
comments:  Hey sex goddess,
I'm in my first year at university, and I really like this girl, should I ask her out?


Is that a question? OF COURSE you should ask her out!
Pink


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