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about Viagra?
From: anonymous
Dear anonymous.
I am not a big fan of PILLS. The quick fix can bring you to a quick end. Have you not
heard about the carnage Viagra has caused? I am not sure how old you are or how vital.
(Meaning how is your health?) If you have any problems with your heart at all, do not go
near the stuff. Even Yohimbe, the herbal alternative is hazardous to men with high blood
pressure.
If I were you, I would try some fortifying foods, such as oatmeal, believe me it does
enhance libido activity. Herbal teas such as Oatstraw, Muira Puama or Ashwagandha are
considered by many as other safe aphrodisiacs. Excessive amounts of Alcohol are
debilitating, but you knew that already. Try exercise, it also gets you high and makes a
hard body.
Good luck
Pink.
My girlfriend is not satisfied. She wants to keep on going even after I have
finished, know what I mean?
From: EvIL MAN.
Dear Evil,
Your girlfriend needs to arrive as well. Hullo! Stop being so selfish and make sure her
needs are met first, before running to the finish line. Do YOU know what I mean? Women
take longer to reach orgasm, why? Because they are busy trying to please their partner and
that takes up most of their energy in the first few minutes of sexual interaction, during
which time the selfish bastards get theirs, so who cares about hers????? All I can advise
you to do is pay attention baby, cuz she will get hers, with or without you.
Luck,
Pink
My mom caught me in bed with my girlfriend, I am glad she did because for a
year I have been trying to tell her that I am a Lesbian. But the twist is she still did
not get it.
What should I do?
From: Leslie
Dear Les,
So you told her, you showed her, but she's still in denial. Okay, you did your bit, it is
up to her to deal with it or not. I would forget about it and feel free to come out to the
world. If she still doesn't get it. She dosen't care about you darling. Forget her.
Right on Sister!
Pink.
Dear Goddess Jynx,
I am a 26 year old Aquarian who hasn't yet ever been able to maintain a monogamous
relationship. Why is that and will I ever change. I have always found myself entangled in
a triangle or a secret affair. Will I ever be faithful to one person?
Help!
From: Sally
Dear Sally,
Relax. Monogamy is impossible. Whoever planted that demand on relationships be cursed.
There are too many people on this planet and it is not fair to expect anyone to be with
one solitary partner. How boring is that!!! Especially since Uranus is in Aquarius, which
it rules as well, you will find it impossible to love just one person. Don't sweat it. You
can certainly be faithful to many, and many will be faithful to you. Enjoy!
Blessings,
Pink
Dear goddess,
How do I pick up a very, very pretty girl?
From: Ugly
Dear Ugly,
Is she smart or just pretty? I needed that info big time. Any how, if she is just pretty,
tell her that and most probably, if your approach is right, (which means forceful) she
will buy it, and date you, however, if she is smart as well, get ready honey, it will be
way easier, if you aren't stupid, win her mind, tell her things that interest her, she is
likely to be inclined towards you. If you are smart you will figure it out, if not.
Go HOME to MAMA!!
AND WAKE UP !!
Pink
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